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vaccerelli: I would never think of myself as a womanizer — just a romantic who makes a lot of impulsive choices.
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vaccerelli: You’ve seen her in your dreams. But you’ve seen death, too. Waltzing on past, arms open wide, shooting you that grand black grin that says boy, I’ll see you in time, too. She moves along side him, dancing, avoiding his pale white grasp. She doesn’t see him; she moves in coincidence, flowing…
vaccerelli: For some reason, whenever one of my super handsome guy friends cheats on his super hot girlfriend with some incredibly plain girl, my response is always “ugh, she’s going to think she’s so special”. I don’t know what that says about moral compasses and the like. Probably that I need a sandwich.
We work hard to disown the parts of our lives that were painful, difficult, or...– Sandra Kring (via romanceplanet)
Breakfast In America
David: I wonder why you get hotter girls when you have worse jobs.
David: ...confidence? Because I'm shit-ass broke?
Me: Well, if you have a great job, you're just waving that massive job-dick around going LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY PAYCHECK PENIS. All you're gonna get from that is basic bitches.
David: You're not allowed to use the term "basic", whitey.
Me: But, if you've got a shit job, but you really, REALLY want someone, well then you have to develop the innate confidence that women actually respond to. Be the most "you" you can be. A terrible job strips you of the wrong elements and brings you closer to that "you". I'm sure there's a dumb eastern proverb about it.
David: I guess that makes sense.
Me: Either that or they're pity-fucking you, but hey, all god's children got shoes.
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vaccerelli: The whole “your cells are replaced every seven years, you’re a new person every seven years” — that’s bullshit. Who cares? You’re still you. You’re still just as trapped and just as free in whatever cages and wide open vistas you live in. Seven years of cells. Give me a fucking break. Like…
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vaccerelli: When I was much younger and going to classes I started stealing my teacher’s notebooks to see what they’d written; I wanted insight into my classmates as much as I was curious into what they’d written about me. It was disappointing. Most of the teachers had seen my classmates the same as I did;… Been too long.